Whatever Next, A Newsletter by and for the fans of Jasper Fforde
Volume I, Issue 4 Winter 2004

Welcome to Whatever Next


We've made it to Issue 4. And so I think it's fair to say that WN is here to stay! I'll be shooting to put out a full issue every three months. More than that and you'll probably get sick of me.

So keep sending your ideas, submissions and comments. I love to hear the feedback!


Jon Brierley resigns as Co-Editor of WN.
Sadly, I say goodbye to Jon. He has been an invaluable part of spearheading the creation of this humble newsletter. He has also been the chief scribe. I'm glad I got to work with you on our little pet project. But more than that, I'm glad I can call you "friend". You will be missed. Read his farewell letter.

If anyone has ideas for articles you'd like to see or have something you'd like to contribute, simply drop me a line. Also, with Jon's departure, I could use some guest editors. If you're interested, email me at:

Nextian News


Memo from JurisFiction Discovered - Sheds New Light on Missing Agent

A long-forgotten memo from JurisFiction was discovered this week. The memo, dated 1986, was found in a leatherbound 1912 copy of Jane Austen's Sense & Sensibility. Tracey Lloyd of Plymouth, England found the memo as it dropped from the book she was unloading from a crate of antique books recently bought at auction. The memo is from a missing JurisFiction Agent. Click here to read more and to See the JurisFiction Memo

Hodder & Stoughton UK Announces a Jasper Micro-Site

Our wonderful contact at Hodder & Stoughton, Jasper's UK publishers, recently contacted us to announce the creation of a new Micro-Site to showcase Jasper and his works. There is a smashingly good Bluffer's Guide as well as a game that challenges you to save the world from certain annihilation by Dream Topping. Check out Hodder & Stoughton's Micro-Site

WOLP Review from Down Under

The Fforum's very own Kaz, aka Karen Conway from Tasmania, Australia sent us the Who Weekly Magazine review of The Well of Lost Plots.
Who Weekly, August 18, 2003
by Marianne Bilkey
Grade: B+

Jasper Fforde, whose latest novel, The Well of Lost Plots (Hodder & Stoughton, $32.95), is the third installment in the adventures of literary detective Thursday Next, makes a Mensa workout feel like a spelling bee for first graders. Thinking well beyond the two-dimensional square, the brilliant Fforde takes his heroine from the dangers of the real world into the unknown fictional world.

Having rescued Jane Eyre from a life without Rochester in Fforde's debut novel, The Eyre Affair, and avoided death-by-coincidence in the sequel, Lost in a Good Book, Thursday's escape to the Well of Lost Plots is supposed to be a relaxing maternity break away from the clutches of villainous Jack Schitt. But Fforde has better ideas. As part of the Character Exchange Programme, Thursday is transported to an unpublished dectective novel, Caversham Heights, where she is cruelly stripped of her memories, harrangued by striking nursery rhyme characters, tired of their repetious life, and exposed to the potentially fatal Mispeling Vyrus.

Fforde's work is not just too difficult to explain simply, it's simply too difficult to explain. I can only urge the uninitiated to begin with his first two novels - to throw yourself straight into The Well of Lost Plots is not only courting absolute confusion, it's denying yourself the pleasureable freefall trhough Fforde's finer works.

New Chat Room a Success!

The Chat room has been a major success! In fact, rarely an evening went by this summer without a lively discussion and lots of joking and kidding around. We saw lots of the same faces but an occasional new face was great. It was so much fun to get to meet everyone. So with the new year here, all shiny and new, let's get back in that chat room and reconnect!

We have switched our chat room location. The Bravenet room just was not meeting the needs of our users, so after quite a bit of research, I think we've hit on a winner. So much so, that we may go to the pro version with no ads and lots more features. This new software seems to be much more browser friendly and much more stable than our previous room. We're still in the testing phase, so why don't you drop by and help us test it and let us know what you think.

The next scheduled Ffan Chat will be on Thursday, February 12th at 9:30pm London time, but the chat room is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for casual fun and good natured chatting. So stop on by!

Ffan Club Contributions

Okay, here it is...the part we dread. But...
To help defray some of the costs of running this website and keep membership free for everyone, we've decided to begin accepting donations from our visitors who want to make the site better. This is definitely NOT manditory!! We're just saying if you'd like to help out, that's great! One thing we do ask is that no person donate more than $20 per year. First of all, we don't need that much and secondly, we don't want to do all of the accounting at the end of the year! We do want to assure you that 100% of the money will go towards the website and Ffan events.

So we've set up a bank account that is strictly for the Ffan Club and also a corresponding PayPal account. And we've made it so you can donate with your credit card - in nearly any currency.

Donate Now

We really do appreciate all of your support and we hope we can continue to serve you and bring you even more fun stuff in the future! If you have ideas for features you'd like to see, please let us know.


Feature of the Month

Jasper Meets His "Stalkers" In Leeds

Read about the exploits of several Fforumites who braved the British Rail system to meet Jasper at his signing in Leeds. Complete with photos!

Fforde Ffan Poetry


Click on the headline to read the poetry kindly sent to us by readers. If you would like to submit some stories or poems, please email them to the address at the bottom of the page.

Fforde Ffan Stories


Click on the headline to read stories submitted by obsessed stalwart Fforde Ffans! This month's featured author is Jon Brierley. Follow along as Jurisfiction Operatives Pilgrim and Juan meander through awful literary puns in the Department of Rhyme & Unreason.

In the Next Issue of Whatever Next


  • Details of the American tour for WOLP in hardcover and LIAGB in paperback
  • More letters to Dear WN
  • New additions to the Nextian Songbook
  • Part 2 of Jon Brierley's Sherlock Holmes Mystery - hopefully

Newsletter Submissions and Contact Info




Any submissions or comments may be sent to: If you would like a headshot posted with your submission, please attach a nicely focused photo of yourself. We will edit it down to the proper size, so do not worry about doing it yourself. Any nude pics will promptly be posted for all readers to ridicule.


Photo: Elusive as ever, LiteraTec and JurisFiction Agent Thursday Next was recently sighted at a birthday party attended by Paul McNally.


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Calendar of Events

2004 American Tour
for The Well of Lost Plots

February 23 - March 19, 2004
  • Monday, February 23
    Portland, Oregon

    Barnes and Noble
    1720 North Jantzen Beach
    Portland, OR 97217
    Contact: Page Jordan
    503-283-2800 -- store
    email:

    7:15 PM arrival
    7:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Tuesday, February 24
    Seattle/Tacoma, Washington

    Elliott Bay Book Company
    101 S. Main Street
    Seattle, WA 98104
    Contact: Rick Simonson
    (206) 624-6640 Direct
    email:

    7:15 PM arrival
    7:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Wednesday, February 25
    Seattle, Washington

    Friends of the Libraries USA
    Full Details TBA

  • Thursday, February 26
    San Francisco, California

    Barnes & Noble #2072
    5604 Bay Street
    Emeryville, CA 94608
    Contact: Nancy Thorne
    510-547-0905 store
    email:

    7:15 PM arrival
    7:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Friday, February 27
    San Francisco, California

    Booksmith
    1644 Haight Street
    San Francisco, CA 94117
    Contact: Thomas Gladysz
    415-863-8688
    email:

    6:45 PM arrival
    7:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Saturday, February 28
    San Mateo, California

    M is for Mystery
    86 East 3rd Avenue
    San Mateo, CA 94401
    Contact: Ed Kaufman
    650-401-8077
    email:

    1:45 PM arrival
    2:00 PM Reading and Signing

  • Monday, March 1
    Los Angeles/Pasadena, California

    Vroman's Bookstore
    695 E.Colorado Blvd
    Pasadena, CA 91101
    Contact: Linda Urban
    (626) 449-5320
    email:

    11:45 AM arrival
    12:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Monday, March 1
    Los Angeles, California

    Barnes & Noble #2709
    Westside Pavillions Store
    10850 West Pico Boulevard
    Los Angeles, CA 90064
    Contact: Katie Layman
    310-475-4144 store
    email:

    7:15 PM arrival
    7:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Tuesday, March 2
    San Diego/La Jolla, California

    Warwick's
    7812 Girard Avenue
    La Jolla, CA 92037
    Contact: Kat Kinzer
    858-454-0347
    email:

    7:15 PM arrival
    7:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Wednesday, March 3
    Austin, Texas

    Book People
    603 N. Lamar
    Austin, TX 78703
    Contact: Alex Pippard
    (512) 472-4288 X404
    email:

    6:45 PM arrival
    7:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Thursday, March 4
    Houston, Texas

    Murder by the Book
    2342 Bissonnet
    Houston, TX 77005
    Contact: David Thompson
    713-524-8597
    email:

    6:15 PM arrival
    6:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Friday, March 5
    Cedar Rapids/Iowa City, Iowa

    Prairie Lights
    15 South Dubuque
    Iowa City, IA 52240
    Contact: Paul Ingram
    (319) 337-2681
    email:

    7:45 PM arrival
    8:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Saturday, March 6
    Minneapolis/St.Paul, Minnesota

    Bound to be Read
    870 Grand Avenue
    Saint Paul, MN 55105
    Contact: Jenny White
    (651) 298-0378
    email:

    1:45 PM arrival
    2:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Monday, March 8
    Edina/Minneapolis, Minnesota

    Barnes & Noble #2514
    3225 W 69th Street
    Edina, MN 55435
    Contact: Peg Reilly
    952-920-0633 store
    email:

    7:15 PM arrival
    7:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Tuesday, March 9
    St. Louis, Missouri

    Left Bank Books
    399 North Euclid Avenue
    St. Louis, MO 63108
    Contact: Carrie Robb
    314-367-6731 store
    email:

    6:45 PM arrival
    7:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Wednesday, March 10
    Lexington, Kentucky

    Joseph-Beth Books
    161 Lexington Green Circle
    Lexington, KY 40503
    Contact: Sarah Hall
    859-422-1424 direct
    email:

    6:45 PM arrival
    7:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Thursday, March 11
    Nashville, Tennesee

    Davis Kidd Booksellers
    Grace's Plaza, 4007 Hillsboro Road
    Nashville, TN 37215
    Contact: Ginger Knight
    615-385-2645 (Store Hours)
    email:

    5:45 PM arrival
    6:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Friday, March 12
    Jackson, Mississippi

    Lemuria
    202 Banner Hall, 4465 I-55 North
    Jackson, MS 39206
    Contact: Bill Kehoe
    601-366-7619
    email:

    4:45 PM arrival
    5:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Saturday, March 13
    Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina

    Quail Ridge Books & Music
    3522 Wade Avenue
    Raleigh, NC 27607
    Contact: Rene Martin
    919-828-1588
    email:

    3:45 PM arrival
    4:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Monday, March 15
    New Orleans, Louisiana

    Beaucoup Books
    5414 Magazine Street
    New Orleans, LA 70115
    Contact: Courtney Eiswirth
    504-895-2663
    email:

    6:15 PM arrival
    6:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Tuesday, March 16
    Wilkes-Barre/Scranton, Pennsylvania

    Tudor Bookshop
    Wyoming Seminary's Stettler Learning Center (call to verify venue)
    651 Wyoming Avenue
    Kingston, PA 18704
    Contact: Lynn Gonchar
    570-288-9697
    email:

    6:45 PM arrival
    7:00 PM Reading & Signing

  • Thursday, March 18
    New York, New York

    Barnes & Noble #1979
    Upper West Side
    2289 Broadway ( at 82nd St.)
    New York, NY 10024
    Contact: Ann Harson
    (212) 721-5282 direct
    email:

    7:15 PM arrival
    7:30 PM Reading & Signing

  • Friday, March 19
    New York, New York

    Partners & Crime
    44 Greenwich Ave.
    New York, NY 10011
    Contact: Kate Nesbit
    212-243-0440
    email:

    6:45 PM arrival
    7:00 PM Reading and Signing

French Launch of L'affair Eyre

  • April, 2004
    Appearance in Paris in early April to support French language version The Eyre Affair


UK: Cheltenham Festival

UK: Swindon Fringe

  • May 6, 2004
    "Is this cool or what?!?" says Jasper. Talk, reading, and if time allows, short "Audience participation of Richard III" Venue: Pub in Swindon. More details TBA


Australia: Possible Tour

  • Last 3 weeks of May, 2004
    Possible tour and invitation to festivals. More details TBA


US/UK: Launch of TN4

  • August, 2004
    Simultaneous launch of Thursday Next 4: Something Rotten


UK: Edinburgh Festival

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